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Santa owes me a girl

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Started by #480379 [Ignore] 20,Dec,14 10:50
Santa owes me a girl! He should have sent me one on last Christmas Eve! So I don't hope he stands me up again, does he? If I couldn't date a pretty girl the coming day, he would do me a blowjob, I swear!
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By #474162 20,Dec,14 11:06
Santa owes me a 2015 Chevy Camaro, and a 6+ figure salary; but he doesn't exist.
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Dec,14 11:44 other posts 
Ha! I was daydreaming and talking about a Camaro yesterday.......
By bella! [Ignore] 30,Mar,26 16:29 other posts  ⤴
12 years later…..

I’m still talking about a Camaro. I need to do something about it.
By Jamies_Back [Ignore] 30,Mar,26 17:53 other posts 
I want a dodge charger
By phart [Ignore] 30,Mar,26 18:58 other posts 
I would like a Dodge 5500 with 10 foot flatbed and 6.4 hemi please?
By Mongo [Ignore] 30,Mar,26 20:06 other posts  ⤴
Santa owe Mongo ham sammich new daddy jar of peanut butter and pumpkin


By #485312 10,May,15 10:43
prick never brings me a foot long cock either, someone should sack him and fuck his wife while hes out *lix*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 23,May,15 03:29 other posts 
He's not married


By t-rex [Ignore] 22,Dec,14 07:48 other posts 
I will always believe he DOES EXIST !!!


By jayman73 [Ignore] 20,Dec,14 19:29 other posts 
You and me both.


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