The word for Monday, July 13, SWEAT

Barenaked Ladies, IF I HAD $1000000

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If I had a MILLION dollars
(If I had a MILLION dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a MILLION dollars
(If I had a MILLION dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or ottoman)
If I had a MILLION dollars
(If I had a MILLION dollars)
I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice reliant automobile)

If I had a MILLION dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a MILLION dollars
(I'd build a tree-fort in our yard)
If I had a MILLION dollars
(You could help, it wouldn't be that hard)
If I had a MILLION dollars
(Maybe we could put a fridge in there somewhere)

We could go up there whenever we wanted to
(We could have something to eat maybe)

If I had a MILLION dollars
(If I had a MILLION dollars)
I'd buy you a fur a coat
(But not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
If I had a MILLION dollars
(If I had a MILLION dollars)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
If I had a MILLION dollars
(If I had a MILLION dollars)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy bones)

If I had a MILLION dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a MILLION dollars
(We wouldn't have to walk to the store)
If I had a MILLION dollars
(We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more)
If I had a MILLION dollars
(We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner)

But we would, it's tasty stuff
(Of course we would, it's a very tasty treat for the whole family)

If I had a MILLION dollars
(If I had a MILLION dollars)
I'd buy you a green dress
(With a tastefully round neck)
If I had a MILLION dollars
(If I had a MILLION dollars)
I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a MILLION dollars
(If I had a MILLION dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had a MILLION dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a MILLION dollars
(If I had a MILLION dollars)
If I had a MILLION dollars
(If I had a MILLION dollars)
If I had a MILLION dollars
I'd be rich

I wonder if this guy crapped his pants!?

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The Grass Roots, ID WAIT A MILLION YEARS

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All of the lonely nights
Waiting for you to come
Longing to hold you tight
I need you so desperately
Waiting for you to come
Bringing your love to me

But I'd wait a MILLION years
Walk a MILLION miles
Cry a MILLION tears
I'd swim the deepest sea
Climb the highest hill
Just to have you near me

As life is reality
When you are near to me
I am in ecstasy (Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
I'd swallow the pain and pride
Baby, I just can't hide
All that I feel inside

And I'd wait a MILLION years
Walk a MILLION miles
Cry a MILLION tears
I'd swim the deepest sea
Climb the highest hill
Just to have you near me

A MILLION years
I would wait for you
A million tears
Baby, I'd be true
A MILLION miles
I would follow you
A MILLION years
If you want me to

Pacing the floor, detest
Sweat pouring down my chest
Still I can't love you less (Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
It's worth all the pain and pride
Baby, I just cant hide
All that I feel inside

And I'd wait a MILLION years
Walk a MILLION miles
Cry a MILLION tears
I'd swim the deepest sea
Climb the highest hill
Just to have you near me

I'd wait a MILLION years
Walk a MILLION miles
Cry a MILLION tears (Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
I'd swim the deepest sea
Climb the highest hill
Just to have you near me

I'd wait a MILLION years
Walk a MILLION miles
Cry a MILLION tears (Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
I'd swim the deepest sea
Climb the highest hill
Just to have you near me

I just read that. An emergency surgery at the beginning of May that went sideways leading to a medically induced coma.

My goodness Dougal, it amazes me the number of BLONDIE tunes that fit whatever the daily word happens to be! Well done!

Elderman gave you a thumbs up on your post!

Has anyone noticed that tecsan has gone MIA?

Lookatmine2, I’m singing this to you a cappella!


The Proclaimers, IM GONNA BE (500 MILES)

When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver, hey, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk five hundred MILES
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand MILES
To fall down at your door

When I'm working, yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home (When I come home), oh, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk five hundred MILES
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand MILES
To fall down at your door

Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

When I'm lonely, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, well, I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out (When I go out), well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home (When I come home), yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

But I would walk five hundred MILES
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand MILES
To fall down at your door

Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

And I would walk five hundred MILES
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand MILES
To fall down at your door

Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band, BO DIDDLEY

["Bo Diddley"]

Huh
Yeah

Bo Diddley, Bo Diddley have you heard
Mama gonna buy you a mockingbird
If that mockingbird don't sing
Baby, gonna take it to a diamond ring, yeah
If that diamond ring don't shine
Maybe gonna take it to a private eye
If that private eye can't see
Said a man gonna have to come deal with me, yeah

I said hey, Bo Diddley, hit me now
Hey, Bo Diddley, do it again
Yeah, Bo Diddley, Diddley
Hey, Bo Diddley, Diddley

Hey, Diddley, Diddley
Diddley, Diddley

["Who Do You Love?"]

Silver Bullet Band, yeah

Walk forty-seven MILES of barbed wire
Use a cobra snake for a necktie
Got a brand new house on the roadside
Made out of rattlesnake hide
Brand new chimney, baby, there on top
Made out of a human skull
Come and take a little walk with me, Arlene
Tell me, who do you love?

Who do you love? (Hit me)
Who do you love? (Again)
Who do you love?
Oh

Arlene took me by my hand
Said, "Cool it, Robert, you know you're my man"

I said, who do you love, Arlene?
Who do you love?
Who do you love?
Who do you love?

The night was dark, the sky was blue
Down the alley, an ice-wagon flew
Hit a bump, child, someone screamed
"Lord, all I heard is just what I seen"

I said, who do you love?
Who do you love?
Who do you love?
Who do you love?
Oh
Alright

Hey
Hey
Hey
Thank you, Silver Bullet Band

Rod Stewart, THIS OLD HEART OF MINE

This old heart of mine been broke a thousand times
Each time you break away, I feel you're gonna stay
Lonely nights that come, memories that go
Bringing you back again, hurting me more and more

Maybe it's my mistake to show this love that I feel inside
'Cause each day that passes by
You got me never knowing if I'm coming or going 'cause

I love you, yes I do, this old heart
I love you, yes I do, yes I do, wait for me

I try hard to hide, my hurt inside
This old heart of mine, always keeps me crying
The way you're treatin' me, leaves me incomplete
You're here for the day, gone for the week

But if leave me a HUNDRED times, a HUNDRED times I'll take you back
I'm yours, whenever you want me
I'm not too proud to shout it, tell the world about it 'cause

I love you, this old heart weeps for you
And I love you, I love you, this old heart weeps for you

Maybe it's my mistake to show this love that I feel inside, girl
'Cause each day that passes by
You got me never knowing if I'm coming or going 'cause

I love you, yes I do, this old heart of mine weeps for you
I love you, yes I do, I love you, this old heart, darling, weeps for you
I love you, this old heart of mine weeps for you
Love you, yes I do, I love you, this old heart, darling, weeps for you
I love you, yes I do, yes I do, I love you, oh yeah

Another good choice!

Nice choice!

And yes, phart, you should be a student of Sherlock Holmes detective agency to make a decision about what is right and wrong especially when it comes to booting out a member. Question; during election times whether they are local, state or national, do read qualifications and mull over their platform and believe everything that is said? Probably not!

Again, YOU AND I DO NOT KNOW what the dialogue was that led up to the posting of the picture and YOU AND I DO NOT KNOW what the dialogue was after the posting of the picture. Another question; do you trust admin to know what is tolerable for his website? If he thought that the referred member broke a law federal crime under 18 U.S. Code § 871, the guy would have been out of here in a heartbeat. Things aren’t always black and white, be open to gray.

A funny joke, I’m sure you will enjoy!

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This if funny!

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Thank you, that was my point.

I am fully aware that there’s a law regarding making threats toward the President. There’s an actress currently in prison who was convicted of threatening President Obama.

Question for you, how do you feel about the blogs where the theme(s) show bitterness and desire something ill happens to the President?

Are you aware of or heard the following proverb;

“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see"

Just my opinion, you are someone who is black or white, there’s no gray in your world. I try to employ the above to my thought process when I evaluate any referral. Am I getting the full picture? I could tell by reviewing the reported member’s profile that we DID NOT and WERE NOT given the full picture and that’s why I reached out to admin. It was admin who gave me a copy of the picture. THINK ABOUT THIS, phart, after I contacted admin with my inquiry, if admin thought this picture was going to cause negative issues for his website, don’t you think he would have booted the referred member immediately? He’s not going to wait for a bunch of us to come to a 5+ general consensus, I assure you that if it was a problem, POOF!, the referred member would have been gone!

You’ve been here long enough to know that CHAT has been problematic with lots of fighting within. Heck, admin disbanded and did away with CHAT but he was persuaded to reinstate it. Regarding the current referral, WE do not know what the conversation was prior to the picture being uploaded nor do WE know what the conversation was after the photo was uploaded.

Regardless of what members think, I tend to lean toward giving someone the benefit of doubt. I will only vote to delete a member IF and WHEN adequate documentation is provided and when I have verified that the information submitted is accurate.

And shame on you for even posting that bullshit that your vote doesn’t matter. If your opinion doesn’t matter, shut your pie hole!!

In reference to your Forum topic, YOU and I and anyone else who votes (you didn’t vote but apparently have something to say) DO NOT HAVE THE FULL PICTURE OF WHAT WENT ON.

Kid Rock, COWBOY

Cowboy
Cowboy

Well I'm packin' up my game and I'ma head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the Hills, chill like Flynt
Buy an old drop-top find a spot to pimp
And I'ma Kid Rock it up and down your block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin' "Chillin' the Most"
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars
Sip the Tijuana, I wanna roam
Find Motown, tell them fools to come back home
Start an escort service for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of Four Seasons
Kid Rock and I'm the real McCoy
And I'm headed out west sucker because I wanna be a

Cowboy, baby!
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin'
Cowboy, baby!
West Coast chillin' with the Boone's wine
I wanna be a Cowboy, baby!
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day!
Cowboy, baby!
I can smell a pig from a mile away

I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls in
It goes like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mind
I once was lost but now I'm just blind
Palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rice
Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fleiss
And if the price is right then I'm gonna make my bid boy
And let Cali-for-ni-a know why they call me

Cowboy, baby!
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin'
Cowboy, baby!
West Coast chillin' with the Boone's wine
I wanna be a Cowboy, baby!
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day!
Cowboy, baby!
I can smell a pig from a mile away

Yeah!
Kid Rock you can call me Tex
Rollin' Sunset woman with a bottle of Beck's
Seen a slimmy in a 'Vette, rolled down my glass
And said "Yeah this dick fits right in your ass"
No kiddin', gun slingin', spurs hittin' the floor
Call me hoss, I'm the boss with the sauce and the whores
No remorse for the sheriff, in his eye I ain't right
I'ma PAINT his town red, then PAINT his wife white
Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus
Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit players
Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers
They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us
Why they wanna pick on me
Lock me up and snort away my key
I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure
I ain't straight outta Compton, I'm straight out the trailer
Cuss like a sailor, drink like a mick
My only words of wisdom are just suck my dick
I'm flickin' my Bic up and down that coast and
Keep on truckin' 'til I fall in the ocean

Cowboy, baby!
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin'
Cowboy, baby!
Spend all my time in Hollywood and Vine
Cowboy, baby!
Ride at night 'cause I sleep all day!
Cowboy, baby!
I can smell a pig from a mile away
Cowboy, baby!
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin'
Cowboy, baby!
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin'
Cowboy!

Kenny Rogers, RUBY, DONT TAKE YOUR LOVE TO TOWN

You've PAINTED up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hair
Ruby, are you contemplating going out somewhere?
The shadow on the wall tells me the sun is going down

Oh, Ruby
Don't take your love to town

It wasn't me that started that old crazy Asian war
But I was proud to go and do my patriotic chore
And yes, it's true that I'm not the man I used to be

Oh, Ruby
I still need some company

It's hard to love a man whose legs are bent and paralyzed
And the wants and the needs of a woman your age, Ruby, I realize
But it won't be long I've heard them say until I'm not around

Oh, Ruby
Don't take your love to town

She's leaving now 'cause I just heard the slamming of the door
The way I know I've heard it slam one hundred times before
And if I could move I'd get my gun and put her in the ground

Oh, Ruby
Don't take your love to town

Oh, Ruby
For God's sake turn around

Blood, Sweat & Tears, SPINNING WHEEL

What goes up, must come down
Spinning wheel got to go round
Talkin' 'bout your troubles, it's a cryin' sin
Ride a PAINTED pony, let the spinning wheel spin

You got no money and you, you got no home
Spinning wheel, all alone
Talkin' 'bout your troubles and you, you never learn
Ride a PAINTED pony, let the spinning wheel turn

Did you find a directing sign on the straight and narrow highway?
Would you mind a reflecting sign?
Just let it shine within your mind
And show you the colors that are real

Someone is waiting just for you
Spinning wheel spinning through
Drop all your troubles by the riverside
Catch a PAINTED pony on the spinning wheel ride
Ha!

Someone's waiting just for you
Spinning wheel spinning through
Drop all your troubles by the riverside
Ride a PAINTED pony, let the spinning wheel fly

The word for Thursday, July 9, PAINT

The 5th Dimension, AQUARIUS/LET THE SUNSHINE

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
Age of Aquarius
Aquarius
Aquarius

Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revelation
And the mind's true liberation
Aquarius
Aquarius

When the moon (when the moon) is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter (Jupiter) aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
Age of Aquarius
Aquarius
Aquarius
Aquarius
Aquarius

Let the sunshine
Let the sunshine in
The sunshine in

Let the sunshine
Let the sunshine in
The sunshine in

Let the sunshine (oh let it SHINE)
Let the sunshine in (come on)
The sunshine in (now, everybody, just sing along)

Let the sunshine (let the sun SHINE on in)
Let the sunshine in (open up your heart)
The sunshine in (and let it SHINE on in)

(And when you are lonely) Let the sunshine
(Hey, let it SHINE) Let the sunshine in
(You got to open up your heart) The sunshine in
(And let it SHINE on in)

(And when you feel like you've been mistreated) Let the sunshine
(And your friends turn their back on you) Let the sunshine in
(Just open up your heart) The sunshine in
(And let it SHINE on in)

(You've got to feel it) Let the sunshine
(You've got to feel it) Let the sunshine in
(Ah, open up your heart) The sunshine in
(And let it SHINE on in)

(Now let me tell you one thing) Let the sunshine
(I want you to sing along with the 5th Dimension) Let the sunshine in
(Hey, and open up your heart) The sunshine in
(Ah, come on)

Let the sunshine (and let it SHINE)
Let the sunshine in (every day)
The sunshine in

(Hey, you've got to feel it) Let the sunshine
(You've got to feel it) Let the sunshine in
(When you open up your heart) The sunshine in
(You got to let the sun come on in)

(Now I see it in the morning) Let the sunshine
(And the rain in the evening) Let the sunshine in
(Open up your heart) The sunshine in

(Hey, when you're feeling low) Let the sunshine in

John Lennon, INSTANT KARMA

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead
What in the world you thinking of
Laughing in the face of love
What on earth you tryin' to do
It's up to you, yeah you

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin' at fools like me
Who in the hell d'you think you are
A super star
Well, right you are

Well we all SHINE on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all SHINE on
Ev'ryone come on

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
Better recognize your brothers
Ev'ryone you meet
Why in the world are we here
Surely not to live in pain and fear
Why on earth are you there
When you're ev'rywhere
Come and get your share

Well we all SHINE on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all SHINE on
Come on and on and on on on
Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah

Well we all SHINE on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all SHINE on
On and on and on on and on

Well we all SHINE on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all SHINE on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all SHINE on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all SHINE on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun

The word for Tuesday, July 7, FIERCE

This dude is definitely full of joy! To date, he’s uploaded 70 videos to YouTube, has 52 followers and he’s definitely a snappy dresser!

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Look at the appointments…… and this is not a motorhome, it’s a truck, probably something that I might refer to as an 18 wheeler.

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Cream, TALES OF BRAVE ULYSSES

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You thought the leaden winter would bring you down forever
But you rode upon a steamer to the violence of the sun

And the colours of the sea bind your eyes with trembling mermaids
And you touch the distant beaches with TALES of brave Ulysses
How his naked ears were tortured by the sirens sweetly singing
For the sparkling waves are calling you to kiss their white laced lips

And you see a girl's brown body dancing through the turquoise
And her footprints make you follow where the sky loves the sea
And when your fingers find her, she drowns you in her body
Carving deep blue ripples in the tissues of your mind

The tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers
And you want to take her with you to the hard land of the winter

Her name is Aphrodite and she rides a crimson shell
And you know you cannot leave her for you touched the distant sands
With TALES of brave Ulysses, how his naked ears were tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing

The tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers
And you want to take her with you to the hard land of the winter

The word for Monday, July 6, TALE

The Four Seasons, DECEMBER, 1963 (OH WHAT A NIGHT)

Oh, what a night
Late December, back in '63
What a very SPECIAL time for me
As I remember, what a night

Oh, what a night
You know, I didn't even know her name
But I was never gonna be the same
What a lady, what a night

Oh, I, I got a funny feeling
When she walked in the room
And my, as I recall
It ended much too soon

(Oh, what a night)
Hypnotizing, mesmerizin' me
She was everything I dreamed she'd be
Sweet surrender, what a night

And I felt a rush
Like a rolling bolt of thunder
Spinning my head around
And takin' my body under
(Oh, what a night)

Oh, I got a funny feeling
When she walked in the room
And my, as I recall
It ended much too soon

(Oh, what a night)
Why'd it take so long to see the light?
Seemed so wrong, but now it seems so right
What a lady, what a night

Oh, I felt a rush
Like a rolling bolt of thunder
Spinning my head around
And takin' my body under

(Oh, what a night)
Do do do, do do, do do do do
(Oh, what a night)
Do do do, do do, do do do do
(Oh, what a night)
Do do do, do do, do do do do
(Oh, what a night)
Do do do, do do, do do do do...

All the excitement and celebrations this weekend….

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And the Swift/Kelce nuptials as well!
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And here’s a few highlights of the 50M wedding Taylor paid for.

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Hey, dgraff, have you ever considered Snickers party affiliation?

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My pleasure! Perhaps phart would enjoy them as well.

Hey, dgraff, when I saw this I immediately thought that YOU would get a big laugh out of it. ENJOY!

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Here’s another one!

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Is this man’s “cheeks” for real?

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I mean this in the kindest way possible, you haven’t a clue.

Golly, phart, I was worried about you, you haven’t posted since June 26. All is well in your world, you are fine, your father is fine??

Within the last 7 to 10 days, a male member had been requested by (I believe) a female member for a picture that included his face. When he declined, she blacklisted him and apparently he felt that was abuse and reported her.

I believe that the panel was 100% unanimous in deciding that this was not an abuse that would require the offender to be booted from the site.

I don’t know, perhaps we need more definitive and concrete terms of service!?

Dang! The “abuse” has been resolved and no longer visible.

I agree, quite often the panel receives either frivolous referrals or referrals that lack adequate information/documentation. I don’t agree with having to wait one year to be able to report an abuse, what if it was something important? Members aren’t aware that sometimes some things require immediate attention and forget that they can directly correspond to admin.

I’ll be back, I want to check my facts prior to posting…..

There’s currently two avenues members can report another member. If it is a PICTURE in question, the reporting member is able to click on the alleged photo and this is what pops up;

Report abuse:

•There is nothing wrong with this image
•Illegal materials (****, ****, etc.)
•SPAM (you received an unwanted mail or message with a link to this image)

•Copyright Violation

Please give us some time to react. Average reaction time - 4-6 hours.

If a MEMBER is being reported, the reporting member can click on the alleged profile and this pops up;

Report Member *****

•There is nothing wrong with this member
•Member posts illegal (****/****/shit) images
•Member seems to be / claims to be younger than 18 years old
•Member posts stolen images from internet or that belong to other members
•Member behaves dangerously - talks about sex with kids or promise to murder someone (please explain below)
•Member promotes other sites or asks for money

Please Explain Below. We require your explanation or proof links in case of 4 last causes


Please give us some time to react. Average reaction time - 4-6 hours.

Thank you, kebmo! And thank you and your fellow Canadians for being such wonderful neighbors!

Led Zeppelin, STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to Heaven
There's a sign on the wall, but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Ooh, makes me WONDER
Ooh, makes me WONDER

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking

Ooh, it makes me WONDER
Ooh, really makes me WONDER

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter

Oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed, now
It's just a spring clean for the May queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

And it makes me WONDER
Oh, whoa

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow? And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind?

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll

And she's buying a stairway to Heaven

Oh, THAT IS FUNNY! It’s probably just this one scene because I don’t recall hearing anything about this movie being funny or box office successful 9 years ago! Hey Cody8789, when you see butt wipes you know there’s a possibility that you will have a night that you will never forget!

And on a side note, did you notice how the woman was perceived? I don’t recall the character’s name, he rated the woman as a 2 and Ponch said that she was a definite 8. Everything is about PERCEPTION.

The Monotones, THE BOOK OF LOVE

I WONDER, WONDER who, who-oo-ooh, who
(Who wrote the book of love?)
Tell me, tell me, tell me
Oh, who wrote the book of love
I've got to know the answer
Was it someone from above
(I WONDER, WONDER who, mmbadoo-ooh, who)
(Who wrote the book of love?)

I love you darlin'
Baby, you know I do
But I've got to see this book of love
Find out why it's true
(I WONDER, WONDER who, mmbadoo-ooh, who)
(Who wrote the book of love?)
(Chapter one says to love her)
(You love her with all your heart)
(Chapter two you tell her you're)
(Never, never, never, never, never gonna part)
(In chapter three remember the meaning of romance)
(In chapter four you break up)
(But you give her just one more chance)
(Oh, I WONDER, WONDER who, mmbadoo-ooh, who)
(Who wrote the book of love?)

By Baby, baby, baby
I love you, yes I do
Well it says so in this book of love
Ours is the one that's true
(Oh, I WONDER, WONDER who, mmbadoo-ooh, who)
(Who wrote the book of love?)
(Chapter one says to love her)
(You love her with all your heart)
(Chapter two you tell her you're)
(Never, never, never, never, never gonna part)
(In chapter three remember the meaning of romance)
(In chapter four you break up)
(But you give her just one more chance)
(Oh, I WONDER, WONDER who, mmbadoo-ooh, who)
(Who wrote the book of love?)


Baby, baby, baby
I love you, yes I do
Well it says so in this book of love
Ours is the one that's true
(Oh, I WONDER, WONDER who, mmbadoo-ooh, who)
(Who wrote the book of love?)
I WONDER who (yeah)
Who wrote the book of Love

The Roling Stones, MIDNIGHT RAMBLER

Did you hear about the MIDNIGHT rambler?
Everybody got to go
Did you hear about the MIDNIGHT rambler?
The one that shut the kitchen door

He don't give a hoot of warning
Wrapped up in a black cat cloak
He don't go in the light of the morning
He split the time the cock'rel crows

Talkin' about the MIDNIGHT gambler
The one you never seen before
Yeah, talkin' about the MIDNIGHT gambler
Did you see him jump the garden wall?

Sighin' down the wind so sadly
Listen and you'll hear him moan
Yeah, well I'm talkin' about the MIDNIGHT gambler
Everybody got to go

Yes

Did you hear about the MIDNIGHT rambler?
Well, honey, it's no rock 'n' roll show
Well, I'm talkin' about the MIDNIGHT gambler
Yeah, the one you never seen before

Don't do that, don't do that, don't do that
Don't do that, don't do that
Don't do that, don't do that
Don't do that, don't do that
Don't do that, don't do that
Don't do that, don't do that
Don't do that, don't you do that
Don't you, don't you do that

Don't do that
Don't do that
Don't you do that
Don't you do that
Don't you do that
Don't you do that
Don't you do that
Don't you do that
Don't you do that
Don't you do that
Don't you do that
Don't you do that
Don't you do that

Don't you, don't you do that
Don't you, don't you do that
Don't you, don't you do that
Don't you, don't you do that
Don't you, don't you do that
Don't you, don't you do that
Don't you, don't you do that

Oh don't do that
Oh don't do that
Oh don't do that
Oh don't do that
Oh don't do that
Oh don't do that
Oh don't do that
Oh don't do that
Oh don't do that
Oh don't do that

Well you heard about the Boston
It's not one of those
Well, talkin' 'bout the MIDNIGHT...sh
The one that closed the bedroom door

I'm called the hit-and-run raper in anger
The knife-sharpened tippie-toe
Or just the shoot 'em dead, brainbell jangler
You know, the one you never seen before

So if you ever meet the MIDNIGHT rambler
Coming down your marble hall
Well he's pouncing like a proud black panther
Well, you can say I, I told you so

Well, don't you listen for the MIDNIGHT rambler
Play it easy, as you go
I'm gonna smash down all your plate glass windows
Put a fist, put a fist through your steel-plated door

Did you hear about the MIDNIGHT rambler?
He'll leave his footprints up and down your hall
And did you hear about the MIDNIGHT gambler?
And did you see me make my MIDNIGHT call?

And if you ever catch the MIDNIGHT rambler
I'll steal your mistress from under your nose
I'll go easy with your cold fanged anger
I'll stick my knife right down your throat, baby
And it hurts!

Gladys Knight & The Pips, MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA

L.A. proved too much for the man
(Too much for the man, he couldn't make it)
So he's leaving a life he's come to know, ooh
(He said he's going)
He said he's going back to find
(Going back to find)
Ooh, what's left of his world
The world he left behind not so long ago

He's leaving
(Leaving)
On that MIDNIGHT train to Georgia, yeah
(Leaving on the MIDNIGHT train)
Said he's going back
(Going back to find)
To a simpler place and time, oh yes he is
(Whenever he takes that ride, guess who's gonna be right by his side)
I'll be with him
(I know you will)
On that MIDNIGHT train to Georgia
(Leaving on a MIDNIGHT train to Georgia, woo woo)
I'd rather live in his world
(Live in his world)
Than live without him in mine
(Her world is his, his and hers alone)

He kept dreaming
(Dreaming)
Ooh, that some day he'd be a star
(A superstar, but he didn't get far)
But he sure found out the hard way
That dreams don't always come true, oh no, uh uh
(Dreams don't always come true, uh uh, no, uh uh)
So he pawned down his hopes
(Woo, woo, woo-woo)
And even sold his old car
(Woo, woo, woo-woo)
Bought a one way ticket back to the life he once knew
Oh yes he did, he said he would

Oh-oh, he's leaving
(Leaving)
On that MIDNIGHT train to Georgia, yeah
(Leaving on a MIDNIGHT train)
Said he's going back to find, ooh
(Going back to find)
A simpler place and time, ooh, yeah
(Whenever he takes that ride, guess who's gonna be right by his side)
I'm gonna be with him
(I know you will)
On that MIDNIGHT train to Georgia
(Leaving on a MIDNIGHT train to Georgia, woo woo)
I'd rather live in his world
(Live in his world)
Than live without him in mine
(Her world is his, his and hers alone)

Ooh, he's leaving
(Leaving)
On the MIDNIGHT train to Georgia, yeah, ooh y'all
(Leaving on the MIDNIGHT train)
Said he's going back to find
(Going back to find)
Ooh, a simpler place and time, ooh y'all, uh-huh
(Whenever he takes that ride, guess who's gonna be right by his side)
I've got to be with him
(I know you will)
On that MIDNIGHT train to Georgia
(Leaving on a MIDNIGHT train to Georgia, woo woo)
I'd rather live in his world
(Live in his world)
Than live without him in mine
(Her world is his, his and hers alone)

For love, gonna board the MIDNIGHT train to ride
For love, gonna board, gotta board the MIDNIGHT train to go
For love, gonna board, uh huh, the MIDNIGHT train to go
My world, his world, our world, mine and his alone
My world, his world, our world, mine and his alone
I got to go
I got to go
I got to go, hey
I got to go
I got to go
My world, his world, my man, his girl
I got to go
I got to go, oh
I got to go
My world, his world, our world, his girl

Let’s keep it real, too.

Cody, please, this is not you.

Journey, DONT STOP BELIEVIN’

Just a small-town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the MIDNIGHT train goin' anywhere

Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the MIDNIGHT train goin' anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night

Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night

Workin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice just one more time

Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night

Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people

Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlight people

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people