Paul Simon, 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER

"The problem is all inside your head"
She said to me
"The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover"

She said, "It's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover"

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new PLAN, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Ooh, slip out the back, Jack
Make a new PLAN, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

She said, "It grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again"
I said, "I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways?"

She said, "Why don't we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You'll begin to see the light"
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new PLAN, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new PLAN, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

I AM NOT HAPPY, I DIDNT SLEEP AND I HAVE NOTHING TO POST OTHER THAN A CHRISTMAS SONG. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF!


Gene Autry, HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS

Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus LANE
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
Pullin' on the reins
Bells are ringin', children singin'
All is merry and bright
So hang your stockings and say your prayers
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight
Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus LANE
He's got a bag that's filled with toys
For boys and girls again
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle
Oh, what a beautiful sight
So jump in bed, and cover your head
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight
Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus LANE
He doesn't care if you're rich or poor
He loves you just the same
Santa Claus knows we're all God's children
That makes everything right
So fill your hearts with Christmas cheer
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight
Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus LANE
He'll come around when chimes ring out
That it's Christmas morn' again
Peace on earth will come to all
If we just follow the light
So let's give thanks to the Lord above
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight
Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus LANE
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
Pullin' on the reins
Bells are ringin', children singin'
All is merry and bright
Hang your stockings and say your prayers
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight

I’m sorry to hear that you fell victim to the scam that seems to be going on. admin did warn membership about the scam in the Forum on August 21, 2026.

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IF ANYONE BELIEVES A MEMBER MIGHT BE POTENTIALLY SCAMMING THEM, THEY SHOULD REACH OUT TO ADMIN IMMEDIATELY AND PROVIDE THE MEMBER’s SCREEN NAME. admin has the knowledge, ability to research AND WILL RESOLVE THE MATTER as quickly as possible.

How many police cars does it take to stop one knucklehead smoking bud?

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My mind is unable to process what my eyes have seen…..

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I’ve decided that I’m not going to allow how I’m feeling about you and the situation that you’ve created, effect my sleep. Hopefully between now and the time that I wake up, another tune might pop into my head. And if it doesn’t, look out, mister!

Good night!

Yep! You are definitely on the “NAUGHTY” list!

Oh no you didn’t!

The word for Thursday, September 3, LANE

Thank you! It’s a good thing that you essentially gave me an “atta girl!” because to be honest with you, I was still upset about yesterday, the way you swooped in and snatched MY BOB SEGER TUNE! Yes, you snagged AGAINST The Wind before I could wake up and post it myself!

Queen, BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama, ooh (Any way the wind blows)
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo
(Galileo) Galileo
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let me go!)
Will not let you go (Let me go!)
Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia (Mamma mia, let me go)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Ooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing really matters
ANYONE can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows

Something for the gentlemen to wear around on the weekends OR to the beach!

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I can only hope that there will never be a “Weak men create a bad time” phase, that people open their eyes and turn things around before things go too far.

I can’t remember who or where they’re from in this BIG world, but I’ve heard that area referred to as a “fanny”. When I hear of or think of a fanny, I immediately think of a butt.

STOP!

Sounds like it couldabin (yes, three words into one word but ya gotta say it fast) good!

I’m deeply sorry for the loss of your son.

The word for Tuesday, September 1, AGAINST

Is that the world’s BIGGEST camel toe or just huge rolls of fat?

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Oh, heavens NO. Just curious why you continue to post the same thing over and over?

You must have 10 threads that are identical to this and how did those threads work out for you?

Who’s the idiot? Uh, I’m not the member that has to use AI to communicate! In my opinion, you’re the fricken idiot!

Today’s episode of “That’s Messed Up!”

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Very cool info!

The word for Monday, August 31, HAND

Defiantly, that’s a new one! Defiantly or definitely? Two different words, two different meanings! You really need to engage spell check or something because you ain’t squat without using ChatGPT or Chat Venice!

Seriously? That’s a classic tune!

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What I found to be a surprise is that you were able to take care of your business in “RL” and got back so quickly! If I didn’t know any better, it seems that you are auditing my threads! Get a life! Oh, that’s right, you’re more interested in fantasy!

Tony Bennett, THE SHADOW OF YOUR SMILE

One day we walked along the sand
One day in early spring
You held a piper in your hand
To mend its broken wing
Now I'll remember many a day
And many a lonely mile
The echo of a piper's song
The shadow of a smile

The SHADOW of your smile
When you are gone
Will color all my dreams
And light the dawn
Look into my eyes
My love and see
All the lovely things
You are to me

Our wistful little star
Was far too high
A teardrop kissed your lips
And so did I
Now when I remember spring
All the joy that love can bring
I will be remembering
The SHADOW of your smile

Nice choice!

Did you “leave” this tune for me to post?


The Rolling Stones, HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOTHER BABY, STANDING IN THE SHADOW?

Have you seen your mother, baby, standing in the SHADOW?
Have you had another, baby, standing in the SHADOW?

I'm glad I opened your eyes
The have-nots would have tried to freeze you in ice

Have you seen your brother, baby, standing in the SHADOW?
Have you had another baby, standing in the SHADOW?

Well, I was just passing the time
I'm all alone, won't you give all your sympathy to mine?

Tell me a story about how you adore me
Live in the SHADOW, see through the SHADOW,
Glimpse through the SHADOW, tear at the SHADOW
Hate in the SHADOW, and love in your SHADOWY life

Have you seen your lover, baby, standing in the SHADOW?
Has he had another baby, standing in the SHADOW?

Just where have you been all your life?
Talking about all the people who would try anything twice

Have you seen your mother, baby, standing in the SHADOW?
Has she had another baby, standing in the SHADOW?

Well, you take your choice at the time
The brave old world or the slide to the depths of decline

You are absolutely correct, the profile reflects that it belongs to a straight male, however there are two pages of images of a woman. I don’t understand why anyone would want to post such personal information however it’s more disturbing to think that it might be a husband that’s posting personal information on his wife. I bet the “husband” is hideous looking, ugly ass slob of a man! Or maybe this account was established as revenge porn.

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My GUESS is that the information on the Georgia I.D. appears “garbled” because the original picture was modified by way of Photoshop or AI. Sorry, I don’t understand the difference between the two, either way you slice it, both are “hocus pocus”.

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Dude!

The Hollies, THE AIR THAT I BREATHE

If I could make a wish
I think I'd pass
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound
Nothing to eat, no books to read

Making love with you
Has left me peaceful, warm, and tired
What more could I ask
There's nothing left to be desired
Peace came upon me and it leaves me weak
So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep

Sometimes, all I need is the air that I BREATHE
And to love you
All I need is the air that I BREATHE
Yes to love you
All I need is the air that I BREATHE

Peace came upon me and it leaves me weak
So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep

Sometimes, all I need is the air that I BREATHE
And to love you
All I need is the air that I BREATHE
Yes to love you
All I need is the air that I BREATHE

Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe
And to love you
All I need is the air that I BREATHE
Yes to love you
All I need is the air that I BREATHE
And to love you
All I need is the air that I BREATHE
Yes to love you

I’m curious, why create on x Hamster or wherever?

The Temptations, SMILING FACES

Smiling faces sometimes PRETEND to be your friend
Smiling faces show no traces of the evil that lurks within
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don't tell the truth uh
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
The truth is in the eyes
Cause the eyes don't lie, amen

Remember a smile is just
A frown turned upside down
My friend let me tell you
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don't tell the truth, uh
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof

Beware, beware of the handshake
That hides the snake
I'm telling you beware
Beware of the pat on the back
It just might hold you back
Jealousy (jealousy)
Misery (misery)
Envy I tell you, you can't see behind smiling faces
Smiling faces sometimes they don't tell the truth
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don't tell the truth
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
(Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes)
(Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes)

I'm telling you beware, beware of the handshake
That hides the snake
Listen to me now, beware
Beware of that pat on the back
It just might hold you back
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don't tell the truth
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
Your enemy won't do you no harm
Cause you'll know where he's coming from
Don't let the handshake and the smile fool ya
Take my advice I'm only try' to school ya

Smokey Robinson & The Miracles, TEARS OF A CLOWN

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

Now if there's a smile on my face
It's only there trying to fool the public
But when it comes down to fooling you
Now honey, that's quite a different subject

But don't let my glad expression
Give you the wrong impression
Really, I'm sad
Oh, I'm sadder than sad
You're gone and I'm hurtin' so bad
Like a clown I PRETEND to be glad

Now there's some sad things known to man
But ain't too much sadder than
The tears of a clown
When there's no one around

Oh yeah, baby

Now if I appear to be carefree
It's only to camouflage my sadness
In order to shield my pride I've tried
To cover this hurt with a show of gladness

But don't let my show convince you
That I've been happy since you
Decided to go
Oh, I need you so
I'm hurt and I want you to know
But for others I put on a show

Oh, there's some sad things known to man
But there ain't too much sadder than
The tears of a clown
When there's no one around, oh yeah

Just like Pagliacci did
I try to keep my sadness hid
Smiling in the public eye
But in my lonely room I cry
The tears of a clown
When there's no one around

Oh yeah, baby

Now if there's a smile on my face
Don't let my glad expression
Give you the wrong impression
Don't let this smile I wear
Make you think that I don't care
Really, I'm sad
Hurtin' so bad

Bryan Adams, STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART

I could start dreamin' but it never ends
As long as you're gone we may as well PRETEND
I've been dreamin'
Straight from the heart

You say it's easy but who's to say
That we'd be able to keep it this way
But it's easier
Comin' straight from the heart

Give it to me straight from the heart
Tell me we can make another start
You know I'll never go
As long as I know
It's comin' straight from the heart

I'll see you on the street some other time
And all our words would just fall out of line
While we're dreamin'
Straight from the heart

Give it to me straight from the heart
Tell me we can make one more start
You know I'll never go
As long as I know
It's coming straight from the heart

Don't ever leave me darling

Straight from the heart
Tell me we can make one more start
You know I'll never go
As long as I know

You give it to me now straight from the heart
Tell me we can make one more start
You know I'll never go
As long as I know
It's coming straight from the heart

Give it to me oh no oh no straight from the heart
You know I'll never go
As long as I know
It's coming straight from the heart

Of course I deduced it was Leo when I saw the MY GF’s CUNT thread was resurrected, too! Who else would have done that?

The “Fat Activist”, when asked whether she was going to be marching how come I wasn’t surprised that she said she would be sitting!? And the next young woman who was outraged because she has to work in order to receive benefits! WOW! Strange concept that folks need to work for whatever they want or need! Gee, maybe she hasn’t done research to determine that Socialist countries will give them the handout that she’s looking for! And the third looney toon that thinks that voting should be done via the phone because everything is done electronically and she wouldn’t have to stand in line! That’s a great idea! Gee, perhaps our goal will provide free phones and pay for our service plans, too! The 4th lady was a’ight….. that her prerogative to spend Thanksgiving with the LGBTQ-RSTUVWXYZ community. I gotta say she had a hella nice beard going on!

My guess is the first freak isn’t from the U.S. because they speaking something other than English, our country’s language. What was going on with them, dressed like a “she” but I definitely saw an Adam’s Apple and I’m sure that it was a nut sack that was between the gapping legs. Sadly, the other 3 were Americans.

I agree!

What the hell is going on with people?

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The Forum and its participants, ya gotta love it/them.

It would appear that a post from March, 2025, is being resurrected in the NEW STUFF OLD STUFF ANY STUFF THREAD. Either a new post was made by someone who I’ve blacklisted OR someone that I’ve blacklisted has posted something to a post made almost 1.5 YEAR AGO. If that be the case, REALLY and WHY??

The other strange thread that has been revived was opened in 2010, yes, 16 years ago, now has 3 posts and is titled MY GF CUNT. Same scenario as before, a new post made by someone I’ve blacklisted OR someone I’ve blacklisted is responding to a post or poster who has since deleted their profile. I can only guess who I would have blocked who would be interested in a thread about their girlfriend’s cunt. Bwahahahaha!

As I’m getting things done around the house, I have Court TV on and am listening to the Lindsay Clancy trial taking place in Plymouth, MA. She’s the Massachusetts mother on trial for the strangulation deaths of her 3 children.

Of course this is television and there are commercial breaks and that’s what I’m going to post about. There’s a Consumer Cellular ad that makes me laugh, they refer to this as the Summer Switch. My take is that Consumer Cellular targets seniors as Consumer Cellular tailors plans beginning at low, low rates which are based on usage. Anyway….. part of the hype of this ad is that they offer U.S. based representatives to make this switch fast and easy! Yeah, they offer U.S. based reps initially to get everything set up however once you’re an established customer and experience a problem with your cellular plan or service, you’re connected to a representative based in who knows where and speaks English that you’re unable to understand!

Deception by AI isn’t just here…..

I tend to make purchases online and have been deceived with the use of AI. I bought a couple of tote bags and an expensive hamper that were represented as being quilted. Pffft! The only thing quilted about these products was the sellers attempt to make the print on the canvas look like stitching!

Day #2 and another tribute to Dolly.

Grrrrrrrr……..

The word for Thursday, August 27, PRETEND